not-the-real-norbert-hofer:

one day im just gonna do it. im gonna vanish into the scottish highlands like god intended

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thetyrannosaur:

unclefather:

cursedcatpictures:

he is to yong

that better be church wine

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shiraglassman:

queenofthepiskies:

Pretty sure “money can’t buy happiness” is meant to actually mean “don’t neglect emotional health and caring for the people in your life in the pursuit of more wealth than you need”, but instead middle-class and rich people use it to tell poor people “don’t strive to have financial security even though I have it”.

I want to give this post a hug

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dojacat:

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toesucker:

knifeofvenus:

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

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it-started-to-rain:

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!

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gothiethefairy:

2019 RESOLUTIONS

1) EAT ASS

2) SUCK A DICK

and i can’t stress how important the last one is

3) SELL DRUGS

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cursedcatimages:

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co-del:

The only two emotions

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